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Thursday, January 28, 2010

Experiment #1: Angie Arsene (A Complete Guide)

Here Is a COMPLETE GUIDE how to use a Angie inside Arsene.

Content Disclaimer: This must be done with supervision if done without experience, it can cause great facepalms and failures. ALL FAILURES OF PERSONAL ARSENE, WHICH ARE TRIED AT YOUR OWN RISK; I WILL NOT BE HELD LIABLE FOR FAILURE OF YOUR ARSENE.

Any typo/errors will be changed when i read this again later in the afternoon, its 5am now. Tired day, so please bear with me regarding errors thanks.

Here, we have the long awaited Crackspada™ Angie Arsene.
First you will need:

-An Expert Angie (at least), for vet angie please refer to older post.
-LOTS of preseverence
-ALOT of humor
-A Scout
-Another DPSer (preferredly Ele build; refer to later screenies to find out why)
-2x Turret/Blade Rings (for faster building & more constructs)
-Optional Stuff-
-Defence wings
-Top Armor(ELN), ELB works too
-Full defence items (Gold earrings/Belts/High defence gloves/boots)
-Hrin/TF
-Invisible Pots

Effects of Boredom, Yes.

Then yew enter room, of course duh -_-
(Optional) Make a LULZY room name for more retardness

1st Boss: Frost
This is WRONG way, u must always build cannons first!

This is how u do it, cannons.. then blades! This is where your 2x Rings come in handy.. more cannons/blades = more dps!

Build cannons, and keep them away from harms way!

Traps, of course are important as well! Hide them well, here is where u insert your ninja skeels. Giving suprise buttsecks to mobs are vital skill to be used further on!

A combination of turrets + imba trap skills. This is how it should be done! Once you have mastered this skill, you are ready to continue on! Remember, practice makes perfect.

This is the overall battleplan for boss rooms. Once you've set up base your good to go! Remember to maintain your constructs incase of boss-rage attacks. Fences draw good aggro build them too!

Mario's room will be a tough challenge if your party does not include a spell caster. Our Mario room fight took us approx above 5-7minutes. Fences draw aggro, and you can hide traps infront to give suprise buttsecks while mario goes to punch em fences.

Cannons! They're important too, remember that!

Ok once mario is down, u may continue to proceed into corridor and into arsene's room.
Same battle plans, but it includes some planning and suprise buttsecks skills.

Here's a rough plan.

(OPTIONAL) Killing Celine with constructs. How to?
Step1: kill everything else that moves
Step2: Reduce her HP down to 1%
Step3: Spam Cannons/Blades
Step4: Allow her to be chucked by cannonballs till death
Important: Do remember to poke her once in a while to prevent regeneration.
This above listed steps have been tested and proven to work. Celine... your heart will go on...

Before Louise comes alive, u must build blades/cannons/traps to welcome him. Once he comes alive...He will be suprise attacked

PS: Remember to laugh when celine dies to cannons

The following will be the fight between squad vs louise:

Blades are more effective against louise.

Remember to keep your warface up, NO FEAR! SHOW HELLENA THAT, build infront of her while she skills, she will escape faster. (LOL?)

(Optional)
Build wards to help your squaddies.

Thanks for reading my retarded guide. Remember! PRESERVERENCE, our experiment took 63minutes, and I will not be held liable if your Angie Arsene fails. This is an Experiment and is totally for LULz, any seriousness is not to be tolerated.


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